My body is a wonderland...

Of pain.

Seriously, things have been less than...awesome for me physically in the last few months.
I say few months because if my assumption is right I've been sick, yet not always symptomatic, since last October.

"Sick" is really kind of a misnomer, when what I really am/was is infected.
With a lead-in like that, you know you really want to read this cut:
( Warning: digestive system )

In other health related news, I went to the eye doctor today. ( Cut for boring blah blah blah eyes. )

The short version for people not wanting to read the long version:
- Zombies made me Lactose Intolerant...probably.
- I need new glasses, and it's possible my optometrist needs a new boat.